Actually chat between Professional Writers who were supposedly working:
Brenna: but people can own it and mine it and stuff?
except for 1/4 of it.
which is the Boundary Water Canoe Area OH!
BAND NAME ALERT
me: Wolf Canoes' hit single "Yes, I'm F*ing Endangered" climbed the charts this week . . .
of course it becomes more indie when you make it Wolves in Canoes
Brenna: that's automatically obscure
me: then their single becomes "Thirty Percent Conifer"
Brenna: and it's only ever on the charts in Belgium