Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
SHIVER, LINGER, FOREVER, SPOILER
This is the video where I totally spoil the end of FOREVER and also have a rather large rant about girls.
Monday, October 22, 2012
Houston, Austin, Vegas, UK & Germany!
Tomorrow I will have Real Content in the form of a video, I think, but before then, I think I'd better post about some upcoming events:
Thursday, October 25, 6:00 PM Signing with David Levithan, Houston, TX - Barnes & Noble https://www.facebook.com/events/453543204688280/
Saturday, October 27: 12:00-1:00 PM Conversation with Maureen Johnson at Texas Book Festival, Austin, TX https://www.facebook.com/events/457733270931887/
I'll also be at the NCTE/ ALAN Conferences in Las Vegas next month, and although I do not have any specifics yet, I am slated to come over the UK and Germany in March of next year. So batten the hatches!
Thursday, October 25, 6:00 PM Signing with David Levithan, Houston, TX - Barnes & Noble https://www.facebook.com/events/453543204688280/
Saturday, October 27: 12:00-1:00 PM Conversation with Maureen Johnson at Texas Book Festival, Austin, TX https://www.facebook.com/events/457733270931887/
I'll also be at the NCTE/ ALAN Conferences in Las Vegas next month, and although I do not have any specifics yet, I am slated to come over the UK and Germany in March of next year. So batten the hatches!
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
My Fire-Proof Smile
Do you remember that time a few weeks ago when I said I'd bought a race car?
Well, I also bought a race suit to go with it. I had to: you can't drive in a rally unless you're wearing a fire-proof suit. I had to have it specially made by an Italian man who said that he would change the measurements to fit my "developments."*
*(He meant my boobs). (Although they stopped developing awhile ago).
The suit was waiting for me when I got home from tour and I was forced to try it on at once. It fit a like a glove, where "glove" is "garment that encloses your entire body and protects it from the burning flames of your poor vehicular decision-making."
I have a helmet, too. Now I just need to sort out what I'm going to wear on my feet. Lover, who's also racing next year, bought fire-proof underwear. I don't know if I'm going to do that. I sort of feel like if everything else is up in flames, I won't be so bothered about the undercarriage** going as well, if you get my drift. I really think it's just shoes I need to track down. Between that and my fire-proof smile, what else could I possibly require?
**I mean my boobs.
I realize this post makes it sound like all rally cars do is catch on fire. That's not really true. Mostly they run into things or roll over or slide into crap and get ugly, but there is no preventative for ugly. Fireproof suit, yes. Uglyproof suit? That is for scientific humans to discover in a hopeful and beautiful future.
What a proud moment this is.***
***This is the finest photograph that has ever been taken of me.
Well, I also bought a race suit to go with it. I had to: you can't drive in a rally unless you're wearing a fire-proof suit. I had to have it specially made by an Italian man who said that he would change the measurements to fit my "developments."*
*(He meant my boobs). (Although they stopped developing awhile ago).
The suit was waiting for me when I got home from tour and I was forced to try it on at once. It fit a like a glove, where "glove" is "garment that encloses your entire body and protects it from the burning flames of your poor vehicular decision-making."
I have a helmet, too. Now I just need to sort out what I'm going to wear on my feet. Lover, who's also racing next year, bought fire-proof underwear. I don't know if I'm going to do that. I sort of feel like if everything else is up in flames, I won't be so bothered about the undercarriage** going as well, if you get my drift. I really think it's just shoes I need to track down. Between that and my fire-proof smile, what else could I possibly require?
**I mean my boobs.
I realize this post makes it sound like all rally cars do is catch on fire. That's not really true. Mostly they run into things or roll over or slide into crap and get ugly, but there is no preventative for ugly. Fireproof suit, yes. Uglyproof suit? That is for scientific humans to discover in a hopeful and beautiful future.
What a proud moment this is.***
***This is the finest photograph that has ever been taken of me.
Monday, October 1, 2012
Day 14, Raven Boys Tour
Day 14 of The Raven Boys tour is done! 16 more to go. I'm taking all the travel rather well, I think:
Imagine me on day 27.
Yes, that's a face mask. It's not woad. Nor my natural coloring.
Imagine me on day 27.
Yes, that's a face mask. It's not woad. Nor my natural coloring.
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